Happy Holidays!

Happy holidays everyone!  Before I get naked and hit the hay (Santa just arrived, and I know he's on a tight schedule - I'll show him tight), I thought I'd wish everyone a happy holiday and joyous New Year.  May your undergear this year be over the top - or, at least, be worn by a hot top.  Unless you are a top...in that case, my address is...

Whoops, I digress.  Too much rum in my nog, I guess. 

To mark the holidays, and provide some last minute gifting advice, I chose a a few photos from an excellent blog called Restoring Love.  Unusual among gay adult-themed websites, Restoring Love is styled as "A Gay Blog To Restore Love Within Couples."  But, it's not dull or boring, so check it out.  

Unsolicited Undergear Advice For The Holidays No. 1: Keep your wrapping - or, as shown below, strapping - simple and minimal.  Jockstraps, like wrapping paper, often get ripped off within minutes anyway.  On a tight budget?  Skip the "wrapping" altogether.  Let your Christmas balls out for all to see!

Unsolicited Undergear Advice For The Holidays No. 2:  For many, holiday season also means cold and flu season.  Take care of yourself.  Studies show that men lose more body heat through the top of our heads than anywhere else, so it's important to bundle up appropriately - instructional photo below.  And, no dear, the Santa hat does not make you look silly.

Unsolicited Undergear Advice For The Holidays No. 3:  Christmas bows rarely do not make good undergear.  With one notable exception, a guy should avoid sticky substances on or around his cock area, even if the area is completely shaven.  So, Daddy Christmas, let's rip that bow off and get busy!

 

Unsolicited Undergear Advice For The Holidays No. 4:  If you're chimney - or, for that matter, "back door" - is wide enough for Santa to get this "goody sack" inside, you may have a problem...On the other hand...

Unsolicited Undergear Advice For The Holidays No. 5: Do not try this at home, guys.  No, I mean it...Seriously.  Not even if you use LED lights.  This will end badly.

Happy Holidays everyone!  Again, please check out Restoring Love - spread some love this year.