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Happy Holidays!

Happy holidays everyone!  Before I get naked and hit the hay (Santa just arrived, and I know he's on a tight schedule - I'll show him tight), I thought I'd wish everyone a happy holiday and joyous New Year.  May your undergear this year be over the top - or, at least, be worn by a hot top.  Unless you are a top...in that case, my address is...

Whoops, I digress.  Too much rum in my nog, I guess. 

To mark the holidays, and provide some last minute gifting advice, I chose a a few photos from an excellent blog called Restoring Love.  Unusual among gay adult-themed websites, Restoring Love is styled as "A Gay Blog To Restore Love Within Couples."  But, it's not dull or boring, so check it out.  

Unsolicited Undergear Advice For The Holidays No. 1: Keep your wrapping - or, as shown below, strapping - simple and minimal.  Jockstraps, like wrapping paper, often get ripped off within minutes anyway.  On a tight budget?  Skip the "wrapping" altogether.  Let your Christmas balls out for all to see!

Unsolicited Undergear Advice For The Holidays No. 2:  For many, holiday season also means cold and flu season.  Take care of yourself.  Studies show that men lose more body heat through the top of our heads than anywhere else, so it's important to bundle up appropriately - instructional photo below.  And, no dear, the Santa hat does not make you look silly.

Unsolicited Undergear Advice For The Holidays No. 3:  Christmas bows rarely do not make good undergear.  With one notable exception, a guy should avoid sticky substances on or around his cock area, even if the area is completely shaven.  So, Daddy Christmas, let's rip that bow off and get busy!

 

Unsolicited Undergear Advice For The Holidays No. 4:  If you're chimney - or, for that matter, "back door" - is wide enough for Santa to get this "goody sack" inside, you may have a problem...On the other hand...

Unsolicited Undergear Advice For The Holidays No. 5: Do not try this at home, guys.  No, I mean it...Seriously.  Not even if you use LED lights.  This will end badly.

Happy Holidays everyone!  Again, please check out Restoring Love - spread some love this year.

Do These Superhero Tights Make Me Look Gay?

This is a funny, short video clip I happened to come across, which is kind of appropriate for those of who grew up on Saturday morning cartoons.

Ending This Week's Posts With A Little Jockstrap Humor

Hot Or Not? I Say Not! - UPDATE

As I promised, I found a few examples of some really "remarkable" pieces of underwear to demonstrate my feeling that some of these so-called "sexy" designs for men's undergear have gone too far.  We're guys, after all.  Check this one out:

 

This was featured on a top online underwear seller's website.  It took me a while to figure out if this was actually a male or female being depicted.  Come on!

Or, how about this little number?

It's not only animal print, which is always tacky - but it's really, really bad animal print on top of it.  Grrrrrrowwwwl!  I think not.  We are not Tarzan, and even if we ought to be him, we'd never pull it off in that thing.  That's more like Sheena Queen of the Jungle, which does not say sex me up all night long.


Now, that is not to say that all of the newer designs are bad - some are pretty smokin hot, actually.  Like this one, e.g.:

Ok, so it's fishnet...they're sure as heck aren't hose, are they?  At the same time, there aren't the tired old jocks we were forced to wear ages ago in PE class, thankfully.

As a jockstrapping consumer, I wish that some of these designers would remember that, particularly with jockstraps, you are designing the only truly, 100% male article of clothing.  Please try to avoid turning them into a pair of panties.  What's next little powder blue or pink bows right above our cocks?  Ugh!

Update

The fishnet thing I mentioned earlier today, praising it...can be taken too far.  Check this out -

This looks absolutely ridiculous, in my opinion.  What do you all think?

Ever Wonder What It's Like On A Porn Set?

We all have...Hell, we've fantasized about starring in porn.  Not even star in one...a supporting role would be just fine, right?  Fluffer...Best boy grip...Do they even have all those folks whose titles scroll past during a "real" movie's credits?

There is a really interesting article over at Nightcharm, a site you may or may not ever heard of.  It is actually two sites, a blog and porn webzine.  Both are worth checking out.  This article, entitled "Chewing the Scenery:  The Tawdry Magic of Gay Porn Sets" discusses how the digital age is changing porn movie making, profoundly.

In addition to being a great article, there are some humorous photos accompanying it, only a couple of which I have posted below.  Take a minute or two and read the article, though, as I believe you will find it worthwhile.

Does this take any of the allure out of your desire to be in a porn movie?  I didn't think so.

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