Hot Or Not? I Say Not! - UPDATE

As I promised, I found a few examples of some really "remarkable" pieces of underwear to demonstrate my feeling that some of these so-called "sexy" designs for men's undergear have gone too far.  We're guys, after all.  Check this one out:

 

This was featured on a top online underwear seller's website.  It took me a while to figure out if this was actually a male or female being depicted.  Come on!

Or, how about this little number?

It's not only animal print, which is always tacky - but it's really, really bad animal print on top of it.  Grrrrrrowwwwl!  I think not.  We are not Tarzan, and even if we ought to be him, we'd never pull it off in that thing.  That's more like Sheena Queen of the Jungle, which does not say sex me up all night long.


Now, that is not to say that all of the newer designs are bad - some are pretty smokin hot, actually.  Like this one, e.g.:

Ok, so it's fishnet...they're sure as heck aren't hose, are they?  At the same time, there aren't the tired old jocks we were forced to wear ages ago in PE class, thankfully.

As a jockstrapping consumer, I wish that some of these designers would remember that, particularly with jockstraps, you are designing the only truly, 100% male article of clothing.  Please try to avoid turning them into a pair of panties.  What's next little powder blue or pink bows right above our cocks?  Ugh!

Update

The fishnet thing I mentioned earlier today, praising it...can be taken too far.  Check this out -

This looks absolutely ridiculous, in my opinion.  What do you all think?

B&W Hot Jocks, Part 2

I started off today with a "B&W Hot Jocks" post, so I thought I would put the blog to bed tonight with a "Part 2."  Honestly, guys, I have been a bad boy the last couple of days and haven't had as much sleep as I should.  Writing long, well-thought-out posts just isn't in the cards for tonight.

Nevertheless, if you are like me, then you appreciate these classy, sexy B&W photos.  These first two are from my friend, James In Brief's, blog.  Always good content there:

This is one of the best butt pics I have seen a long time.  I increased the size of this pic enough that it makes awesome desktop wallpaper for one of the computers in my office.

And, I think this pic is truly stunning.  Here, you can see how a jockstrap frames a guy's muscular ass, drawing all attention to it.

Real Men Wearing Jocks posted an interesting article today discussing the name branding that occurs on the waistband of jockstraps these days.  You know what I mean.  Take a look at the picture below, showing how BIKE advertises on its gear:

What do you think of this unabashed marketing?  Do you prefer the newer branded waistbands, or the simple older style?  Are we seeing a trend toward the older style with Aussie Bum's new Man collection?

Or, do you really not give a shit?  I tend to agree with the first reader of the Real Men blog who commented, saying:  "I don't care what brand it is as long as it's got a hot man in it filling it out nicely. the bigger the bulge the better."

Unless and until there is a jockstrap or underwear band that says Prissy Princess on it (and even then, some of you guys may buy it), we're considerably more interested in the whole package and not just the label.  Right?

Are You Ready For St. Patrick's Day?

Tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day, the one day of the year when everyone can be a little Irish.  Like any other holiday, St. Patrick's Day has some signature items we tend to associate with it.  Unfortunately, they all tend to be more than a little on the tacky side.  In fact, when it comes to holiday stuff, St. Patrick's Day is, in my opinion, the hands-down tackiest (and I am Irish).

There is always some guy that thinks its "cool" to dress up like the love child of Elton John and the Riddler?

When I see a guy dressed like this, and he's over the age of oh 18, I automatically assume he hears voices which sound something like Alvin the Chipmunk.  He has other hats, too, when he's not dressed like Larry the Leprechaun, but unfortunately, all of the others are made of tinfoil. 



Or how about this poor guy?  This does not say fuck me all night long, I don't care how drunk you are or that you work at the everything is 99 cents store. 
It says I still live with my parents and I play World of Warcraft too much.

Now if Larry the Leprechaun here was wearing something like this green jockstrap underneath his ever-so-fetching green vest, I would at least ask him if he knew how to play anything other than World of Warcraft, like World of Let's Fuck In Our Jockstraps, perhaps. 

Similarly, if he was fumbling around outside a men's restroom at the local gay Irish pub, trying to figure out his lace front jockstraps, I would be a good Irish Samaritan and give him a hand (job).

And who cares about kissing some ole Blarney Stone?  These guys have more interesting "stones" underneath their green speedos.

Happy St. Patrick's Day.  Be Sexy, Be Safe!