Happy Holidays!

 

Happy Holidays!

Happy holidays everyone!  Before I get naked and hit the hay (Santa just arrived, and I know he's on a tight schedule - I'll show him tight), I thought I'd wish everyone a happy holiday and joyous New Year.  May your undergear this year be over the top - or, at least, be worn by a hot top.  Unless you are a top...in that case, my address is...

Whoops, I digress.  Too much rum in my nog, I guess. 

To mark the holidays, and provide some last minute gifting advice, I chose a a few photos from an excellent blog called Restoring Love.  Unusual among gay adult-themed websites, Restoring Love is styled as "A Gay Blog To Restore Love Within Couples."  But, it's not dull or boring, so check it out.  

Unsolicited Undergear Advice For The Holidays No. 1: Keep your wrapping - or, as shown below, strapping - simple and minimal.  Jockstraps, like wrapping paper, often get ripped off within minutes anyway.  On a tight budget?  Skip the "wrapping" altogether.  Let your Christmas balls out for all to see!

Unsolicited Undergear Advice For The Holidays No. 2:  For many, holiday season also means cold and flu season.  Take care of yourself.  Studies show that men lose more body heat through the top of our heads than anywhere else, so it's important to bundle up appropriately - instructional photo below.  And, no dear, the Santa hat does not make you look silly.

Unsolicited Undergear Advice For The Holidays No. 3:  Christmas bows rarely do not make good undergear.  With one notable exception, a guy should avoid sticky substances on or around his cock area, even if the area is completely shaven.  So, Daddy Christmas, let's rip that bow off and get busy!

 

Unsolicited Undergear Advice For The Holidays No. 4:  If you're chimney - or, for that matter, "back door" - is wide enough for Santa to get this "goody sack" inside, you may have a problem...On the other hand...

Unsolicited Undergear Advice For The Holidays No. 5: Do not try this at home, guys.  No, I mean it...Seriously.  Not even if you use LED lights.  This will end badly.

Happy Holidays everyone!  Again, please check out Restoring Love - spread some love this year.

Are You Ready For St. Patrick's Day?

Tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day, the one day of the year when everyone can be a little Irish.  Like any other holiday, St. Patrick's Day has some signature items we tend to associate with it.  Unfortunately, they all tend to be more than a little on the tacky side.  In fact, when it comes to holiday stuff, St. Patrick's Day is, in my opinion, the hands-down tackiest (and I am Irish).

There is always some guy that thinks its "cool" to dress up like the love child of Elton John and the Riddler?

When I see a guy dressed like this, and he's over the age of oh 18, I automatically assume he hears voices which sound something like Alvin the Chipmunk.  He has other hats, too, when he's not dressed like Larry the Leprechaun, but unfortunately, all of the others are made of tinfoil. 



Or how about this poor guy?  This does not say fuck me all night long, I don't care how drunk you are or that you work at the everything is 99 cents store. 
It says I still live with my parents and I play World of Warcraft too much.

Now if Larry the Leprechaun here was wearing something like this green jockstrap underneath his ever-so-fetching green vest, I would at least ask him if he knew how to play anything other than World of Warcraft, like World of Let's Fuck In Our Jockstraps, perhaps. 

Similarly, if he was fumbling around outside a men's restroom at the local gay Irish pub, trying to figure out his lace front jockstraps, I would be a good Irish Samaritan and give him a hand (job).

And who cares about kissing some ole Blarney Stone?  These guys have more interesting "stones" underneath their green speedos.

Happy St. Patrick's Day.  Be Sexy, Be Safe!